[post_page_title]Jeans for a giraffe[/post_page_title]
This guy ordered 32-inch jeans from popular online clothing website ASOS, which is an acronym for “as seen on screen.” The name is kind of ironic, considering he thought he was seeing a 32-inch pair of jeans on his screen, but instead got what can only be described as jeans for Slenderman.
Or maybe an amputee giraffe. Whatever the case may be, he won’t be wearing them without taking a good foot or two off the length of the pant legs – or just donate them to the local zoo.