The most gloriously American pictures on the internet

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This is one of the most American stories we’ve ever seen. This charming man is being interviewed by the local media, for doing something extremely newsworthy – eating his own beard.

While we do not know the details of this story, for example why he had to do such a thing, we can see that it has been labeled a “big story,” and that’s enough for us. And just in case eating his beard wasn’t American enough to make this list, his hat takes the whole thing to the next level.