[post_page_title]A marketing nightmare[/post_page_title]
When you’re blessed or cursed with a particular name, you sometimes have to add a little creative license into the mix when needs be. This man obviously didn’t get the memo, because when Oliver Loser was running for local council, he just didn’t work with the opportunity that was placed at his feet.
In fact, it was a marketing nightmare. Instead of playing on his name and calling himself ‘Oliver Winner’ for the sake of the posters, he decided just to tell the truth instead. Disgraceful. We can only assume that he lost…
[post_page_title]Man with bizarre name[/post_page_title]
This news station knows what’s up because this man really does have a bizarre name. We’re not sure what kind of parents would name their child Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, but we’d like to hope that they didn’t.
Instead, we’re going to blissfully tell ourselves that this man decided to take himself down to the civil court to change his name for the sake of a dare and that he wasn’t born a Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop. In fact, his name is actually something really ordinary. You know, like Derek. Or Bob.
