[post_page_title]Eyes up here[/post_page_title]
Uhhh, no they’re not. Whoever designed this hat was clearly failing anatomy class. Yeah, “My eyes are up here” is a snappy comeback to people who are staring at your lady parts, which would go nicely on a shirt. But as a hat, it doesn’t work quite as well, since the eyes are located beneath the hat, not above the hat. Just a friendly reminder to all of the people who apparently think that’s where eyes go.