[post_page_title]A calendar burn[/post_page_title]
“I look terrible today, so go ahead” this young lady humble-bragged at the assembled crowd of r/roastme. Honestly… What did she think she was going to get? Of course someone would tell her that she’s going to look terrible again tomorrow.
It might be low-hanging fruit, as far as burns go, but we honestly would have been made if no one picked up on it. We’d also like to share another burn that was a personal favorite of ours – “You somehow look like Shaggy, Scooby, Velma, Freddy, and Daphne combined.” Ruh-roh!
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