[post_page_title]Gardening[/post_page_title]
The second job listed on the fake resume is “gardening,” and next to it is the clarification that it was a voluntary job. However, it only gets worse from there. The responsibilities and duties that Ian chose are not flattering at all.
These include “digging holes looking for gold” and “being messy,” two skills that employers are probably not looking for. In addition, Ian wrote that one of Lauren’s duties was “chopping colleagues toes off with the spade,” which takes it to a whole new, violent level.