[post_page_title]Skills[/post_page_title]
Ian didn’t stop there – he wanted to make sure the joke resume was complete. In the section titled “Skills and Personal Qualities,” Ian wrote a long list of negative characteristics that look quite bad on a resume.
These include claiming that Lauren is lazy, late, ignorant, rude, and hates people. In addition, it says that she is a “typical 16-year-old,” which is not necessarily a bad thing, but is still not a quality that anyone would want featured on their resume.