[post_page_title]How long is her boyfriend away for?[/post_page_title]
You have to wonder if she slipped this t-shirt on when he went to the bar, or maybe she has been wearing it all night long. Hopefully her boyfriend doesn’t come back to find her smooching with someone else, or maybe that’s precisely what she is aiming for – her shirt does come with instructions after all.
Perhaps she doesn’t have a boyfriend, and this is a fun game for her to see how many people take her up on her offer!
[post_page_title]The plight of a vacuum fan[/post_page_title]
How did he know his day was going to pan out so badly? Maybe he has the gift of foresight, or maybe he knew he’d done a bad thing, and it was only a matter of time before he was going to be led away by the cops.
Hopefully this incident inspires a change in his life and his wardrobe choices in the future will reflect a positive attitude. Our favorite theory is that he is a vacuum salesman who loves his work so much he bought the t-shirt.
