[post_page_title]Jeans for a giraffe[/post_page_title]
This guy ordered 32-inch jeans from popular online clothing website ASOS, which is an acronym for “as seen on screen.” The name is kind of ironic, considering he thought he was seeing a 32-inch pair of jeans on his screen, but instead got what can only be described as jeans for Slenderman.
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Or maybe an amputee giraffe. Whatever the case may be, he won’t be wearing them without taking a good foot or two off the length of the pant legs – or just donate them to the local zoo.